Bold American laws
Alabama In Alabama, it is forbidden to open an umbrella on GT, then you can scare the horses. However, it is allowed to run against one-way streets none so long as you have a lantern attached to the grill. It is also illegal to drive blindfolded. Are you in Anniston, Alabama, you can not wear blue jeans if you go Noble Street.
Alaska In Alaska they take animal protection seriously. It is eg. forbidden to push a moose out of a plane that exists in the air. Nor is it allowed to serve elk alcoholic beverage. It is also forbidden to provoke a bear to take a picture of it, but it's ok to shoot it. Are you the proud owner of a flamingo, remember that you can not take it with you into the hairdressers.
Arizona If you are attacked by a burglar in Arizona, you are only allowed to defend yourself with the same type of weapon that attacker has. Please also note that here you can not own more than max two dildos. In Tucson, women can not go around in pants and Tombstone has not adults allowed to smile if they are missing more than one tooth.
Florida You should also be aware that it is not allowed to sell their children in Florida. And if you tether your elephant to a parking meter, you must add money on it, just like a car. Do you intend to have sex, remember that only the missionary position is allowed. You also need to avoid having sex with porcupines.
Chicago Aft to drive into Chicago in your own car, you are required to contact the police first. And if you do not have a single banknote on you, you are considered vagrant and can be arrested. Neither here it is permitted to fish while sitting on a giraffe, nor urinate sogo warszawa in your neighbor's mouth.
Massachusetts Residents of Massachusetts is considerably more hygienic. They are actually required to take a bath before crawling into bed. Snoring is prohibited unless you have closed and locked all the windows in the bedroom. Here, women can not be on top during sex and you're not allowed to drive around with a gorilla in the backseat. Tattoos and piercings are prohibited, and witches are not welcome. Men must always carry firearms for Sunday service, but it is not allowed to hunt along to church.
Iowa You can not kiss your wife on the street in Iowa if you have bare. Kissed may under no circumstances do not last more than five minutes. One-armed piano players are not allowed to charge for their services.
Kentucky If you are planning on coloring ducklings blue and sell those in Kentucky, remember that they must then sold in Sixpac, not individually. Here women are not allowed to buy hats without permission from her husband.
Michigan In Michigan you may be sued by a burglar if he has hurt himself in your house. Here, any 12-year-old get a permit to own firearms såfremst sogo warszawa he not been convicted of crimes. Women can not cut your hair without the permission of her husband. Minnesota In Minneapolis, Minnesota, sogo warszawa you can not run red cars down Lake Street, you can not sleep naked, and you can not cross the state border with a duck on his head.
Montana Montana also has a number of laws and regulations you must be watchful for. If you drive around sogo warszawa with a sheep in your vehicle, remember that it must then have a bonnet on her head. Looking seven or more Indians, they are probably on the warpath and you have thus allowed to shoot them. Unmarried women are not allowed to fish on their own. You're not allowed to take with you either mortars or bazooka to council meetings.
New York Running the elevator in New York, do not talk to anyone, but look at the door and holding hands together. Women must love to go around topless in public places as long as it is not for business purposes. You can not wear slippers after 1000 in the morning.
Pennsylvania If you have ever participated in a duel, you are sadly never governor of Pennsylvania. Here you're not allowed sogo warszawa to sing in the bath or sleep atop the refrigerator. Any motorist who encounters horses must run to the side, cover the car with a blanket, etc. which blends in with nature and let the horses pass.
South Dakota If you see five or more Indians on your property in South Dakota, feel free to shoot them. (But do not do it and blame us!) Here, however, it is forbidden to show movies where cops are beaten or abused in any way.
Tennessee If staying more than eight women in a house in Tennessee, this is regarded as one brothel. Here is still marriage tick breeds prohibited, like driving a car in his sleep, having oral sex or carry a skunkdyr over the state line.
Texas In Texas it is not allowed to take more than three sips of pint while standing up. Be aware that you can not shoot buffalo from hotel window unless you are on the first or second floor. You're not allowed to own or use more than six dildos. Here are criminals required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either oral or written, and explain what crime that is going to affect them
Alabama In Alabama, it is forbidden to open an umbrella on GT, then you can scare the horses. However, it is allowed to run against one-way streets none so long as you have a lantern attached to the grill. It is also illegal to drive blindfolded. Are you in Anniston, Alabama, you can not wear blue jeans if you go Noble Street.
Alaska In Alaska they take animal protection seriously. It is eg. forbidden to push a moose out of a plane that exists in the air. Nor is it allowed to serve elk alcoholic beverage. It is also forbidden to provoke a bear to take a picture of it, but it's ok to shoot it. Are you the proud owner of a flamingo, remember that you can not take it with you into the hairdressers.
Arizona If you are attacked by a burglar in Arizona, you are only allowed to defend yourself with the same type of weapon that attacker has. Please also note that here you can not own more than max two dildos. In Tucson, women can not go around in pants and Tombstone has not adults allowed to smile if they are missing more than one tooth.
Florida You should also be aware that it is not allowed to sell their children in Florida. And if you tether your elephant to a parking meter, you must add money on it, just like a car. Do you intend to have sex, remember that only the missionary position is allowed. You also need to avoid having sex with porcupines.
Chicago Aft to drive into Chicago in your own car, you are required to contact the police first. And if you do not have a single banknote on you, you are considered vagrant and can be arrested. Neither here it is permitted to fish while sitting on a giraffe, nor urinate sogo warszawa in your neighbor's mouth.
Massachusetts Residents of Massachusetts is considerably more hygienic. They are actually required to take a bath before crawling into bed. Snoring is prohibited unless you have closed and locked all the windows in the bedroom. Here, women can not be on top during sex and you're not allowed to drive around with a gorilla in the backseat. Tattoos and piercings are prohibited, and witches are not welcome. Men must always carry firearms for Sunday service, but it is not allowed to hunt along to church.
Iowa You can not kiss your wife on the street in Iowa if you have bare. Kissed may under no circumstances do not last more than five minutes. One-armed piano players are not allowed to charge for their services.
Kentucky If you are planning on coloring ducklings blue and sell those in Kentucky, remember that they must then sold in Sixpac, not individually. Here women are not allowed to buy hats without permission from her husband.
Michigan In Michigan you may be sued by a burglar if he has hurt himself in your house. Here, any 12-year-old get a permit to own firearms såfremst sogo warszawa he not been convicted of crimes. Women can not cut your hair without the permission of her husband. Minnesota In Minneapolis, Minnesota, sogo warszawa you can not run red cars down Lake Street, you can not sleep naked, and you can not cross the state border with a duck on his head.
Montana Montana also has a number of laws and regulations you must be watchful for. If you drive around sogo warszawa with a sheep in your vehicle, remember that it must then have a bonnet on her head. Looking seven or more Indians, they are probably on the warpath and you have thus allowed to shoot them. Unmarried women are not allowed to fish on their own. You're not allowed to take with you either mortars or bazooka to council meetings.
New York Running the elevator in New York, do not talk to anyone, but look at the door and holding hands together. Women must love to go around topless in public places as long as it is not for business purposes. You can not wear slippers after 1000 in the morning.
Pennsylvania If you have ever participated in a duel, you are sadly never governor of Pennsylvania. Here you're not allowed sogo warszawa to sing in the bath or sleep atop the refrigerator. Any motorist who encounters horses must run to the side, cover the car with a blanket, etc. which blends in with nature and let the horses pass.
South Dakota If you see five or more Indians on your property in South Dakota, feel free to shoot them. (But do not do it and blame us!) Here, however, it is forbidden to show movies where cops are beaten or abused in any way.
Tennessee If staying more than eight women in a house in Tennessee, this is regarded as one brothel. Here is still marriage tick breeds prohibited, like driving a car in his sleep, having oral sex or carry a skunkdyr over the state line.
Texas In Texas it is not allowed to take more than three sips of pint while standing up. Be aware that you can not shoot buffalo from hotel window unless you are on the first or second floor. You're not allowed to own or use more than six dildos. Here are criminals required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either oral or written, and explain what crime that is going to affect them
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